Dean Whitbread 2020
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People everywhere are amazed by the glowing, healthy-looking shine they have after following the Blog of Funk Diet for only five weeks.
Barbara Dickson, from Albatross, Florida:
“When I started using the Blog of Funk Diet, my eyes were weak and I had lost my shine. Now after only six months, even my gazes are piercing, and I have a deep lustrous finish my girlfriends don’t recognise! I’ve feel like I’ve won the lottery so many times that I own you!”
Henny Privates, from Weddington, England:
“My husband’s apathy was legendary even among the dead and dying, but now the Blog of Funk diet has made moribund food a thing of the past. No more funerary salads in this house!”
You too can benefit from the natural smell of seafish, the undisputed biological power of the potato, and a small oval fruit – delicious and proven to nutrify at any age – and now, all day long!
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ahhh! flaming lampshades!
I personally prefer the vegemite diet, and now you can buy the amazingly smelly substance all over the US.
So, where can I get those?
I plan on living the rest of my life on beer and nachos.
I plan on living the rest of my life on beer and nachos.