Kisses

A woman I know has an assistant who dotes upon her. Every so often, she pays her with a kiss. Cheap deal. So I owe this woman money, and I said to her, “I am taking lessons from you. You pay with charisma, with kisses. I think I will do the same. I owe you two kisses.”

 

She was righteously shocked. “But I have electricity bills!” she said.

I said, “I’m a very good kisser.”