Dean Whitbread 2020
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Mandy, Mandy, militant Mandy,
was a revolutionary just like Ghandi,
liked ’em low down, didn’t like ’em grandee,
worked it out all the way to plan D,
Mandy, Mandy, diet of shandy
wobbled along with her legs all bandy
what can we say? her life wasn’t blandy,
can’t everyone’s be sweet as candy,
Mandy, Mandy, dandy Mandy
drank vodka, finished off the brandy
then fell over coz she couldn’t standy
lay on the beach coz it was sandy
her jellyfish pillow, nice and handy
in came the tide, washed her inlandy
such was the luck of Militant Mandy.