Boys will be necessary in the times to come. But agricultural usefulness is not my main reason for having them.
As I’ve said previously, I’ll never get married; but sensibly I’ve left open the back door to the possibility of my backsliding.
I’ve now decided that regardless of marriage, I do wish to father children, specifically boys, as many as possible, but preferably eight. The reason is simply that I want to call them the following names:
Bareth
Hartholemew
Garold
Jimothy
Pilliam
Derence
Stenjamin
and
Physiquial


