Dean Whitbread 2020
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Scientists working at the Large Hadron Collider near Geneva, Switzerland confirmed today that tea goes well with toast.
The research follows on from work carried out in 2008 in which it was calculated that it would take the Large Hadron Collider a mere 30 nanoseconds to defrost a pizza.
“We all love a cup of tea,” said Professor Schubert Sherbert “and we’ve often wondered what the optimum time-efficient snack would be with tea. It only took us a week to discover this remarkable and potentially hugely beneficial link between tea and toast – work which we would previously had to have carried out in canteens.”
Scientists will now push on to formulate the optimum covering for toast in relation to tea, Professor Sherbert said, and it is hoped that this will reveal more about the fundamental nature of cosmological snacking. Results from the next phase are expected by 4pm on Tuesday.
