Flat 34

Here’s the news you’ve almost been waiting for: I’ve decided to bite the bullet, grab the bull by the horns, grasp the nettle, gild the lily, polish the turd, disappear up my own fundament and star in my own slice of internet history. Consumed by the sentiment and the sheer emotional effort of leaving London, I have undertaken to document the exit process from my current abode in the form of pretentious and self-involved video podcast, in which will be revealed everything.

Everything will include (and this list is not exhaustive) secrets from the kitchen, the living room, the balcony, the bedroom, and the park; hats, hits, musical instruments, educational implements, records, reminders, and rebelliousness; stones, sticks, the bog, the Bible, Buddha, and my sock drawer.

There is absolutely no point in doing this, except inasmuch as it allows me to mark the passing of this time and end up with something of a record. If I could invite you round to say goodbye in person, I probably would, but I doubt you’d all fit in at once. I also have this strangely perverse art sensibility about the entire thing which I’m finding impossible to ignore. This could be the first situationist conveyance in the history of London.

I’ve registered the pre-requisite dot com domain – Flat34.com which you are welcome to visit once I have set it up – but if you’re already subscribed to deekdeekster.com just hang out there, or else watch my video “Twitter stream” http://twitter.com/deek for real-time,breaking news-style updates as they happen. I’d feel more excited and hype this obscure project some more, but I was up until 3am making the first one, so now I’m going to eat breakfast, take an aspirin and think about writing some meaningful letters to local dignitaries in the name of art.