Podshow To Produce "Super Race"

Podcast giant Adam Curry has predicted that podcasters who sign up for his Podshow channel will form a new, genetically-superior super strand of the human species – while those who do not may become “dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures”.

The descendants of the genetic upper class would be “tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative – quite like me” he said. Curry claims that physical appearance, driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility, will improve, while men will exhibit symmetrical facial features, look athletic, and have squarer jaws, deeper voices and bigger penises.

Women, on the other hand, will develop lighter, smooth, hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair, and even features, he adds. Racial differences will be ironed out by interbreeding, producing a uniform race of coffee-coloured people who stand out particularly well in silhouette against a high-chroma background.

However, Curry warns, in 10,000 years time humans may have paid a genetic price for relying on technology for podcasting. “We may not even be able to speak without a microphone providing stimulus, and electronic amplification doing the work of the voice-box. We’ll probably shit MP3s,” he said.

Adam Curry is twelve.

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