Dean Whitbread 2020
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One of the things I really detest is the way fashion in everyday language debases real words signifying real emotions and dynamic actions, replacing them with cosy, sentimental, sanitised versions of themselves; instead of love some people use the word heart, fucking becomes freaking and shit becomes sugar. Perfectly functional, quintessential Anglo Saxon, degraded and devalued and bowdlerised.
How about, in the name of balance, sanity and anti-censorship, we reverse the trend? For example, kissing can become oraling, holding hands can be fingering and hate can become fisting.
I urge you to incorporate these phrases into your daily life from now on, and to contribute your own…
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I heart this post. Mwa…big orals from New York.
Yeah, man…it’s a form of casual disrespect for fundamental culture, and a devotion to superficial trendiness. It doesn’t take a genius to see the ultimate unfolding of this equation.
I’m considering telepathy, 24/7.
Now, there’s also this discord over the use of esses and zees… And what ‘s up with pronouncing lieutenant leftenant?
It’s all very confusing. No wonder war persists.
Making out = tongueing
… and commenting can become ‘knee-jerking’ :))
I like the Fry & Laurie approach of using words that sound disgusting but have no real meaning – e.g. “I smuctated him avially”.
And ‘speaking’ should return to ‘masturbating’
Compunktitude my broth-maker!! Com-punk-tit-fuckin-tude!!!
I bin stretchin the matches since I frefalled the bonseblownin.
slip, slip. slip, no slippin. Tidy all on that, clear as a karmaflipper, no bonseblowin and no slip.
got to keep karmaflippin to stop the grey maggots going for the metalpedal.
I will slip. I will slip. I will slip. But maybe not tonight.
“Intercourse,” in my opinion, is always preferable to “communication,” or “exchange,” so it stands to reason that “fuck” should be new “communicate.”
Hugging can now be called groping…
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And 'speaking' should return to 'masturbating'