Dean Whitbread 2020
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In Astrology, Venus is the planet of love and attraction. But if you casually misspell that, Venus is the PLANT of love. And isn’t that more manageable? It’s like I said to my friend who fell in love and had the running-away-in-a-desert-without-feet dream (scroll down) – when she said, we are going away to stay in a cottage in the middle of nowhere for a week. I said, be careful that the Ts are crossed. If you don’t cross the Ts, then you’ll be staying in a collage, which is not pleasant or advisable in early February. Too cold and drafty.
Remember that song by Shocking Blue (Rob van Leeuwen) from 1969 – called Venus – ? One of the most mis-heard lyrics ever. I particularly like: 
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Misheard Lyrics: I’ve got myself a muffing job Correct Lyrics: The goddess on the mountain top |
The idea of finding employment as a vaginal attendant has me reaching for my gold vellure cloak and Barbarella boots.
Mars meanwhile has been found to be made of chocolate. If you find it, let me know, would you?
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Step away from the red cordial slooowly.
Erm…interesting blog.
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i thought mars was made of men who put their boxers on backwards.
Glad to see the deekster is still on it!
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