{"id":783,"date":"2008-03-31T08:03:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T08:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2008\/03\/the-beauty-of-potato\/"},"modified":"2008-12-08T13:21:23","modified_gmt":"2008-12-08T13:21:23","slug":"the-beauty-of-potato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2008\/03\/the-beauty-of-potato\/","title":{"rendered":"The Beauty Of Potato"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Potato is a handsome creature<br \/>\nA tasty skin is his best feature<br \/>\nAnd when invited to your feast<br \/>\nYou will agree he&#8217;s quite a beast<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;ll kiss you with his crusty lips<br \/>\nHe&#8217;ll lay across your stomach, hips<br \/>\nLumpy, fluffy, straight or wavy<br \/>\nMashed he&#8217;ll soak up all your gravy<\/p>\n<p>Potato is a lovely lad<br \/>\nAs a foodstuff not half bad<br \/>\nBaked, boiled, chipped and fried<br \/>\nHe feels great when he&#8217;s inside.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/funk.co.uk\/blogpix\/new_potatoes.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Potato is a handsome creature A tasty skin is his best feature And when invited to your feast You will agree he&#8217;s quite a beast He&#8217;ll kiss you with his crusty lips He&#8217;ll lay across your stomach, hips Lumpy, fluffy, straight or wavy Mashed he&#8217;ll soak up all your gravy Potato is a lovely lad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39,1],"tags":[209,210,780],"class_list":["post-783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-funky-original","tag-poem","tag-potato","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=783"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1227,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/783\/revisions\/1227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}