{"id":615,"date":"2007-02-12T08:50:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T08:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2007\/02\/get-real\/"},"modified":"2007-02-12T08:50:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-12T08:50:00","slug":"get-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2007\/02\/get-real\/","title":{"rendered":"Get Real"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Soon it will be the day of mush when right thinking people allow themselves to hope the unhopeable whilst drinking champagne and sniffing roses.<\/p>\n<table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#EEEEEE\" align=center><font face=\"Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif\" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><br \/><strong>Your Candy Heart Says &#8220;Get Real&#8221;<\/strong><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\"><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images.blogthings.com\/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz\/get-real.jpg\" height=\"100\" width=\"100\"><\/center><br \/><font color=\"#000000\"><br \/>You&#8217;re a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.<\/p>\n<p>Your ideal Valentine&#8217;s Day date: is all about the person you&#8217;re seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)<\/p>\n<p>Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic<\/p>\n<p>What turns you off: romantic expectations and &#8220;greeting card&#8221; holidays<\/p>\n<p>Why you&#8217;re hot: you don&#8217;t just play hard to get &#8211; you are hard to get<br \/><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><font SIZE=1><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/whatdoesyourcandyheartsayquiz\/\">What Does Your Candy Heart Say?<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n<p>I see no reason to revive the <a HREF=\"http:\/\/funk.co.uk\/vr\/index.html\">Valentine Resistance Movement,<\/a> but I may well recall the gangster fluffy duckling. Thanks, <a HREF=\"missneworleans.blogspot.com\/\">Laurie,<\/a> for the five minute fix.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soon it will be the day of mush when right thinking people allow themselves to hope the unhopeable whilst drinking champagne and sniffing roses. Your Candy Heart Says &#8220;Get Real&#8221; You&#8217;re a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don&#8217;t lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart. Your ideal Valentine&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=615"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/615\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}