{"id":592,"date":"2006-12-25T12:47:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-25T12:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2006\/12\/lets-make-it-funky\/"},"modified":"2006-12-25T12:47:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-25T12:47:00","slug":"lets-make-it-funky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2006\/12\/lets-make-it-funky\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s Make It Funky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/entertainment\/6208615.stm\"><img SRC=\"http:\/\/newsimg.bbc.co.uk\/media\/images\/42386000\/jpg\/_42386871_brown1972_ap203b.jpg\"align=left>Even from the middle east, I felt the disturbance in the funk force.<\/a> This morning we were rudely awaken by an errant alarm which would not be switched off after many frustrated attempts by our host. The noise kept returning,  a <i>wake-the-neighbourhood<\/i> electronic warble which prevented us from sleeping any more this Christmas morning in Jerusalem. <\/p>\n<p>I decided that resistance was futile, going with the flow was a better option, and so to entertain my Gorgeous Girlfriend, I jumped out of bed, made tea for two, and danced to the alarm sound, gyrating around the bed, moving my hips and shaking my money-maker.<\/p>\n<p>I can think of no better tribute to this deranged genius of funk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even from the middle east, I felt the disturbance in the funk force. This morning we were rudely awaken by an errant alarm which would not be switched off after many frustrated attempts by our host. The noise kept returning, a wake-the-neighbourhood electronic warble which prevented us from sleeping any more this Christmas morning in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}