{"id":559,"date":"2006-10-06T22:33:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-06T22:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2006\/10\/whelks-chips-and-plums\/"},"modified":"2006-10-06T22:33:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-06T22:33:00","slug":"whelks-chips-and-plums","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2006\/10\/whelks-chips-and-plums\/","title":{"rendered":"Whelks, Chips and Plums"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.martins-seafresh.co.uk\/Shopping\/Images\/Whelks.jpg\" width=200 align=left><font SIZE=4 COLOR=#de1342>People everywhere are amazed by the glowing, healthy-looking shine they have after following the Blog of Funk Diet for only five weeks. <\/font><\/p>\n<p>Barbara Dickson, from Albatross, Florida:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>&#8220;When I started using the Blog of Funk Diet, my eyes were weak and I had lost my shine. Now after only six months, even my gazes are piercing, and I have a deep lustrous finish my girlfriends don&#8217;t recognise! I&#8217;ve feel like I&#8217;ve won the lottery so many times that I own you!&#8221;<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Henny Privates, from Weddington, England:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>&#8220;My husband&#8217;s apathy was legendary even among the dead and dying, but now the Blog of Funk diet has made moribund food a thing of the past. No more funerary salads in this house!&#8221;<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You too can benefit from the natural smell of seafish, the undisputed biological power of the potato, and a small oval fruit &#8211; delicious and proven to nutrify at any age &#8211; <b>and now, all day long!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><font SIZE=1><a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/whelks\" rel=\"tag\">whelks<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/chips\" rel=\"tag\">chips<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/plums\" rel=\"tag\">plums<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People everywhere are amazed by the glowing, healthy-looking shine they have after following the Blog of Funk Diet for only five weeks. Barbara Dickson, from Albatross, Florida: &#8220;When I started using the Blog of Funk Diet, my eyes were weak and I had lost my shine. Now after only six months, even my gazes are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}