{"id":451,"date":"2006-03-12T01:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-12T01:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2006\/03\/dont-you-just-fist-it\/"},"modified":"2006-03-12T01:02:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-12T01:02:00","slug":"dont-you-just-fist-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2006\/03\/dont-you-just-fist-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t You Just Fist It?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/funk.co.uk\/blogpix\/not_heart.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/funk.co.uk\/blogpix\/not_heart.JPG\" width=400 \/><\/a><br \/>One of the things I really detest is the way fashion in everyday language debases real words signifying real emotions and dynamic actions, replacing them with cosy, sentimental, sanitised versions of themselves; instead of <i>love<\/i> some people use the word <i>heart<\/i>, <i>fucking<\/i> becomes <i>freaking<\/i> and <i>shit<\/i> becomes <i>sugar<\/i>. Perfectly functional, quintessential Anglo Saxon, degraded and devalued and bowdlerised.<\/p>\n<p>How about, in the name of balance, sanity and anti-censorship, we reverse the trend? For example, <i>kissing<\/i> can become <i>oraling<\/i>, <i>holding hands<\/i> can be <i>fingering<\/i> and <i>hate<\/i> can become <i>fisting<\/i>. <\/p>\n<p>I urge you to incorporate these phrases into your daily life from now on, and to contribute your own&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the things I really detest is the way fashion in everyday language debases real words signifying real emotions and dynamic actions, replacing them with cosy, sentimental, sanitised versions of themselves; instead of love some people use the word heart, fucking becomes freaking and shit becomes sugar. Perfectly functional, quintessential Anglo Saxon, degraded and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=451"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/451\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}