{"id":436,"date":"2006-02-13T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2006\/02\/too-bloody-serious-by-half\/"},"modified":"2006-02-13T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T21:00:00","slug":"too-bloody-serious-by-half","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2006\/02\/too-bloody-serious-by-half\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Bloody Serious By Half"},"content":{"rendered":"

Guilty, guilty, guilty as charged. It’s absolutely true. I have fallen foul of the worst vice known to writers, artists and performers everywhere. I’ve been taking myself far too seriously, and so I decided to seek (and find) specialist treatment. I need to improve my well-bean, boost my commune system, and enhance my move.<\/p>\n

Over the full moon I tried retail therapy, sensual indulgence and self generosity, a trident attack of the most effective order, recommended to me by several women.<\/p>\n

1. Look<\/i> at our new bedding. A pink silk throw, blood-red pillows, pink sheets. Just in time for Valentines Day,<\/a> or as it likes to call itself these days, Poke-n-Puke Day. <\/p>\n

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We stretched out the new super soft mattress-covering and put on our shiny smooth new sheets and clean, crisp new duvet cover.<\/a> I know you can imagine the fun we had gently sleeping in such a riot of warmth.<\/p>\n

2. Shameless Self-promotion.<\/p>\n

She<\/a> made me do this.<\/a> You too can buy your tiny 24×32 advert for three dollars. Only three dollars! A snip, a bargain, a boon, a Walloon.<\/p>\n

Kisses!!<\/a> Mwah!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Guilty, guilty, guilty as charged. It’s absolutely true. I have fallen foul of the worst vice known to writers, artists and performers everywhere. I’ve been taking myself far too seriously, and so I decided to seek (and find) specialist treatment. I need to improve my well-bean, boost my commune system, and enhance my move. Over […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}