{"id":336,"date":"2005-08-07T21:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-07T21:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/08\/i-dream-of-hamsters\/"},"modified":"2005-08-07T21:02:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-07T21:02:00","slug":"i-dream-of-hamsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/08\/i-dream-of-hamsters\/","title":{"rendered":"I Dream Of Hamsters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.kinderlexikon.de\/themen\/Hamster\/hamster.jpg\" align=left width=250><font SIZE=4>I dreamed that I was going to have to share my living quarters with hamsters.<\/font> They seemed very large to me at first, but that was I realised because I was VERY CLOSE UP. Do you ever dream in close up? I sometimes do.<\/p>\n<p><font SIzE=1>[I wonder how much films have shaped our dreams. I remember that when I was young with a black and white TV, I dreamed in black and white. I can distinctly remember my first &#8220;colour&#8221; dream.]<\/font><\/p>\n<p>As I was calmly, unrealistically considering a life alongside dozens of caged hamsters, I turned around and said to whoever <font SIZE=1>[someone with whom I was intimately connected. I can&#8217;t recall who they were &#8211; it was my significant other, a friend or some close family member]<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font SIZE=4><b>&#8220;Thank God I like hamsters.&#8221;<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<p>In that dream-like not-quite corpereal way in which you THINK the words and without jaw movement, the words seemed to resonate in the space&#8230; in the room I was in, which was a biggish Edwardian house&#8230; full of cages&#8230; they were heard by the people I was with &#8211; although it was not exactly EARS that were hearing, me being asleep, it was more a sense of minds, hearts&#8230; a sense of other personalities which exist outside of waking consciousness being with me&#8230; it was a very dreamlike dream, if you know what I mean&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t say that I really do like hamsters, though I possibly could put up with them if I had to. I used to have a pet hamster called Keirkegaard when I was twelve years old. Don&#8217;t get me wrong though, I can&#8217;t say I was blessed with the most classical education &#8211; I learned about Keirkegaard from Monty Python records.<\/p>\n<p>From the same Cambridge Footlights-style sketch I also learned a drinking song about philosophers which has the final couplet,<img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.modrzew.stopklatka.pl\/grafika\/idle1.jpg\" align=right><br \/><center><i><br \/>&#8220;There&#8217;s nothing Nietzsche couldn&#8217;t teach yer &#8217;bout the raising of the wrist<br \/>Socrates himself was permanently pissed.&#8221;<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I think it was written by Eric Idle, the lovely Rutle. <\/p>\n<p>Can you see the resemblance?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dreamed that I was going to have to share my living quarters with hamsters. They seemed very large to me at first, but that was I realised because I was VERY CLOSE UP. Do you ever dream in close up? I sometimes do. [I wonder how much films have shaped our dreams. I remember [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}