{"id":3063,"date":"2012-10-21T10:23:53","date_gmt":"2012-10-21T10:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/?p=3063"},"modified":"2013-04-02T11:22:20","modified_gmt":"2013-04-02T11:22:20","slug":"demand-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2012\/10\/demand-fish\/","title":{"rendered":"Demand Fish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I book an expensive restaurant for a week, every day the same time, same table, which will be in a prominent, visible place, near the window preferably. I take my place at the table, and without looking at the menu, demand fish. The waiter asks me which fish dish I would like, and I always give the same response:<\/p>\n<p><CENTER><strong>&#8220;BRING ME THE BEST FISH&#8221;<\/strong><\/CENTER><\/p>\n<p>in a loud, commanding voice.<\/p>\n<p>I then stare straight ahead, until the dishes are served. Carefully, with great attention to detail, I proceed to one by one fill the cloth compartments of my very expensive suit, leaving all else untouched on the plates. <\/p>\n<p>I do not eat any of the food. I leave, pockets stuffed with fish. <\/p>\n<p>I wear the same suit every day.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/deekster\/6569843307\/\" target=\"_blank\"><IMG SRC=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7153\/6569843307_b6237735e5.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I book an expensive restaurant for a week, every day the same time, same table, which will be in a prominent, visible place, near the window preferably. I take my place at the table, and without looking at the menu, demand fish. The waiter asks me which fish dish I would like, and I always [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[536],"tags":[742,470,800,367,743],"class_list":["post-3063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-performance","tag-demand","tag-fish","tag-performance","tag-public","tag-suit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3063"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3164,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3063\/revisions\/3164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}