{"id":3028,"date":"2012-01-04T18:08:47","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T18:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2012\/01\/kisses\/"},"modified":"2020-07-22T16:05:24","modified_gmt":"2020-07-22T16:05:24","slug":"kisses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2012\/01\/kisses\/","title":{"rendered":"Kisses"},"content":{"rendered":"\nA woman I know has an assistant who dotes upon her. Every so often, she pays her with a kiss. Cheap deal. So I owe this woman money, and I said to her, &#8220;I am taking lessons from you. You pay with charisma, with kisses. I think I will do the same. I owe you two kisses.&#8221;\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>She was righteously shocked. &#8220;But I have electricity bills!&#8221; she said.<\/p>\n<p>I said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a very good kisser.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/newpix\/mask.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted \n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman I know has an assistant who dotes upon her. Every so often, she pays her with a kiss. Cheap deal. So I owe this woman money, and I said to her, &#8220;I am taking lessons from you. You pay with charisma, with kisses. I think I will do the same. I owe you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flip-side"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3028"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3028\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3423,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3028\/revisions\/3423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}