{"id":271,"date":"2005-05-16T22:11:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-16T22:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/05\/pity-me-quick\/"},"modified":"2005-05-16T22:11:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-16T22:11:00","slug":"pity-me-quick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/05\/pity-me-quick\/","title":{"rendered":"Pity Me Quick!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am about to detox. I bought a bottle of champagne to celebrate. We drank it earlier. Blogging is my last vice of the evening.<br \/><center><img SRC=\"http:\/\/lrrc3.sas.upenn.edu\/popcult\/gifsjpgs\/champagne\/pipe1.jpg\" width=375><\/center><br \/>Wish me luck. Send puppies and shoehorns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am about to detox. I bought a bottle of champagne to celebrate. We drank it earlier. Blogging is my last vice of the evening.Wish me luck. Send puppies and shoehorns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}