{"id":2685,"date":"2010-11-25T18:34:13","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T18:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/?p=2685"},"modified":"2010-11-25T18:35:10","modified_gmt":"2010-11-25T18:35:10","slug":"inliwrimo-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2010\/11\/inliwrimo-25\/","title":{"rendered":"InLiWriMo #25"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>An alien walked into a bar<br \/>\nAnd he said, &#8220;I have come very far;<br \/>\nIt is no clich\u00e9<br \/>\nAn extremely long way,<br \/>\nFrom way beyond yon distant star.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The barman, he scratched his head.<br \/>\n&#8220;What can I get you?&#8221; he said.<br \/>\n&#8220;A lager and lime,&#8221;<br \/>\nHe replied, &#8220;And I&#8217;ve time<br \/>\nFor another nine pints before bed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, ten pints of lager he downed<br \/>\nThen disappeared without making a sound<br \/>\nAnd the regulars swore<br \/>\nAs he pushed the swing door<br \/>\nThat his feet never once touched the ground.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bunchofpants\/87927484\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/36\/87927484_5b56a04cee.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An alien walked into a bar And he said, &#8220;I have come very far; It is no clich\u00e9 An extremely long way, From way beyond yon distant star.&#8221; The barman, he scratched his head. &#8220;What can I get you?&#8221; he said. &#8220;A lager and lime,&#8221; He replied, &#8220;And I&#8217;ve time For another nine pints before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[153],"tags":[511,512,513,458],"class_list":["post-2685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-alien","tag-lager","tag-lime","tag-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2685"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2690,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2685\/revisions\/2690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}