{"id":2600,"date":"2010-11-18T10:00:59","date_gmt":"2010-11-18T10:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/?p=2600"},"modified":"2010-11-18T09:25:05","modified_gmt":"2010-11-18T09:25:05","slug":"inliwrimo-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2010\/11\/inliwrimo-18\/","title":{"rendered":"InLiWriMo #18"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More than halfway through the month&#8217;s limerick-writing project, and the verses are becoming progressively more adventurous as the form is stretched and various subjects explored. Just in case they were also straying too far from their traditional bawdy and obscene territory, out popped this one:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A handsome young biker named Danny<br \/>\nJust couldn&#8217;t get enough fanny<br \/>\nSo he plumped for the op<br \/>\nThe hormones, the chop<br \/>\nAnd turned himself into his granny<\/p>\n<p>His charming young wife, named Louise<br \/>\nWas aghast, and she fell to her knees;<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh Danny, my granny,<br \/>\nMy newly-made tranny,<br \/>\nNow how will my fanny be pleased?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My dear,&#8221; he said, &#8220;Please do not fret,<br \/>\nDo you think I&#8217;d forget you just yet?<br \/>\nHere under this frock,<br \/>\nIn a box, is my cock<br \/>\nWith a condom and jazz cigarette!&#8221;<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n<p><IMG SRC=\"http:\/\/sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net\/photos-ak-sf2p\/v140\/167\/87\/581984873\/n581984873_327996_4565.jpg\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More than halfway through the month&#8217;s limerick-writing project, and the verses are becoming progressively more adventurous as the form is stretched and various subjects explored. Just in case they were also straying too far from their traditional bawdy and obscene territory, out popped this one: A handsome young biker named Danny Just couldn&#8217;t get enough [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[153],"tags":[497,498,458],"class_list":["post-2600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-danny","tag-fanny","tag-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2600"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2605,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2600\/revisions\/2605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}