{"id":254,"date":"2005-04-27T08:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-27T08:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/04\/wooden-rivets-a-reader-despairs\/"},"modified":"2005-04-27T08:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-27T08:13:00","slug":"wooden-rivets-a-reader-despairs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/04\/wooden-rivets-a-reader-despairs\/","title":{"rendered":"Wooden Rivets: A Reader Despairs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dan says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0can&#8217;t wait till may 5<\/p>\n<p>five of us says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0why? do you vote?<\/p>\n<p>Dan says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0yeah, but more importantly you&#8217;ll start writing about interesting stuff again<\/p>\n<p>five of us says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0ha ha ha ha ha<\/p>\n<p>five of us says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0you bored person<\/p>\n<p>five of us says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0build a canoe<\/p>\n<p>five of us says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0go on<\/p>\n<p>five of us says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0eat a parakeet<\/p>\n<p>Dan says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0did you see that guy build a canoe last week?<\/p>\n<p>five of us says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0green bird curry<\/p>\n<p>five of us says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0bird flu<\/p>\n<p>Dan says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I was riveted &#8230; took him nine days<\/p>\n<p>five of us says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0rivets in a wooden canoe?<\/p>\n<p>Dan says:<br \/>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0wooden rivets, no less<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dan says:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0can&#8217;t wait till may 5 five of us says:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0why? do you vote? Dan says:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0yeah, but more importantly you&#8217;ll start writing about interesting stuff again five of us says:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0ha ha ha ha ha five of us says:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0you bored person five of us says:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0build a canoe five of us says:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0go on five of us says:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0eat a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}