{"id":2529,"date":"2010-11-10T00:02:20","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T00:02:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/?p=2529"},"modified":"2010-11-26T01:21:54","modified_gmt":"2010-11-26T01:21:54","slug":"inliwrimo-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2010\/11\/inliwrimo-10\/","title":{"rendered":"InLiWriMo #10"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Tancred had health and rank,<br \/>\nGood looks, and money to bank<br \/>\nHe went to great lengths,<br \/>\nBut intelligence<br \/>\nVanished whenever he drank.<\/p>\n<p>The problem was not with the beer;<br \/>\nTwo drinks, and largesse would appear.<br \/>\nThe whisky, the wine,<br \/>\nThe cognac was fine.<br \/>\nCaptain of a boat he could steer,<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;d continue with absynthe and gin,<br \/>\nBut, as bleak disappointment set in,<br \/>\n&#8220;Fuck!&#8221; would say Tancred<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m so fcuking wankred<br \/>\nWhy teh fuck did I ever begin?&#8221;<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/egrojpics\/90241539\/\"><IMG SRC=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/43\/90241539_180b143a03_m.jpg\"><\/A><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tancred had health and rank, Good looks, and money to bank He went to great lengths, But intelligence Vanished whenever he drank. The problem was not with the beer; Two drinks, and largesse would appear. The whisky, the wine, The cognac was fine. Captain of a boat he could steer, He&#8217;d continue with absynthe and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[153],"tags":[480,481,482,135,458,518,479,478],"class_list":["post-2529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-alcohol","tag-drink","tag-fuck","tag-health","tag-limerick","tag-rank","tag-tancred","tag-wankered"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2529"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2701,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2529\/revisions\/2701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}