A man called Carnivorous Keith
\nAte a diet of pork, lamb and beef
\nHe washed in warm ham
\nDressed in roast lamb
\nAnd used turkey to whiten his teeth<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n
Continuing:<\/p>\n
Carnivorous Keith had a cat,
\nWho, like Keith, was monstrously fat
\nHis favourite meal
\nWas jellied eel
\nGarnished with puffin and sprat.<\/p>\nKeith and the cat got along
\nTheir bond both noble and strong
\nFor every meat dish
\nThe cat had his fish
\nWhile Keith skewered steaks with his prong.<\/A><\/p>\n
One day after glasses of wine
\nPescatarian cat crossed the line
\nAs Keith shouted “STOP!”
\nCat made off with his chop
\nAnd promptly proceeded to dine.<\/p>\nKeith instantly was upset,
\nCried “Fish insufficient, my pet?
\nYou even have Puffin
\nTo add to the stuffin’ –
\nOh, how could my feline forget…<\/p>\n“… The nights we stayed in from the cold
\nThose long winter evenings we lolled
\nIn front of the fire
\nI never ceased to admire
\nThe fabulous tales that you told… ”<\/p>\n“But was it me, or the meat?” – Keith cried,
\nAnd as if something in him had died
\nHe threw a dart
\nStraight through that cat’s heart
\nAnd ate him for breakfast, fried.<\/BLOCKQUOTE><\/p>\n
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