{"id":2436,"date":"2010-09-19T22:41:31","date_gmt":"2010-09-19T22:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2010\/09\/new-boys-from-old\/"},"modified":"2010-09-19T22:41:31","modified_gmt":"2010-09-19T22:41:31","slug":"new-boys-from-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2010\/09\/new-boys-from-old\/","title":{"rendered":"New Boys from Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'>\n<div>Boys will be necessary in the times to come. But agricultural usefulness is not my main reason for having them.<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/30302096@N06\/2952653613\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"posterous_download_image\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3019\/2952653613_ca0d7f1a8b.jpg\" border=\"0\" height=\"500\" width=\"381\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div>As <a href=\"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/01\/skip-to-my-lou\/\">I&#8217;ve said previously<\/a>, I&#8217;ll never get married; but sensibly I&#8217;ve left open the back door to the possibility of my backsliding.<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<div>I&#8217;ve now decided that regardless of marriage, I do wish to father children, specifically boys, as many as possible, but preferably eight. The reason is simply that I want to call them the following names:<\/div>\n<p \/>\n<blockquote class=\"posterous_short_quote\"><p>Bareth<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"posterous_short_quote\"><p>Hartholemew<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"posterous_short_quote\"><p>Garold<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"posterous_short_quote\"><p>Jimothy<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"posterous_short_quote\"><p>Pilliam<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"posterous_short_quote\"><p>Derence<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"posterous_short_quote\"><p>Stenjamin<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div>and<\/div>\n<blockquote class=\"posterous_short_quote\"><p>Physiquial<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>   from <a href=\"http:\/\/deanwhitbread.co.uk\/new-boys-from-old\">Dean Whitbread<\/a>  <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boys will be necessary in the times to come. But agricultural usefulness is not my main reason for having them. As I&#8217;ve said previously, I&#8217;ll never get married; but sensibly I&#8217;ve left open the back door to the possibility of my backsliding. I&#8217;ve now decided that regardless of marriage, I do wish to father children, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-2436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2436"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2436\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}