{"id":2346,"date":"2010-07-09T07:38:23","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T07:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2010\/07\/the-ballad-of-jogging-butcher\/"},"modified":"2010-07-09T07:38:23","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T07:38:23","slug":"the-ballad-of-jogging-butcher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2010\/07\/the-ballad-of-jogging-butcher\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ballad of Jogging Butcher"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='posterous_autopost'>&#8220;Thank God I&#8217;m fit as a butcher&#8217;s dog <br \/>Or that would have had me pegged&#8221; <br \/>His oily sweat like liquid lard <br \/>Drips from a roast beef leg <\/p>\n<p \/> A half-moon stain beneath his chin <br \/>Spreads like a messy baby <br \/>The darker reek of two rank pits <br \/>Unadulterated for the ladies <\/p>\n<p \/> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/josefnovak33\/2569333527\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"posterous_download_image\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3115\/2569333527_6d5f82f9ca.jpg\" border=\"0\" height=\"500\" width=\"337\" \/><\/a>      <\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>   from <a href=\"http:\/\/deanwhitbread.co.uk\/the-ballad-of-jogging-butcher\">Dean Whitbread<\/a>  <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Thank God I&#8217;m fit as a butcher&#8217;s dog Or that would have had me pegged&#8221; His oily sweat like liquid lard Drips from a roast beef leg A half-moon stain beneath his chin Spreads like a messy baby The darker reek of two rank pits Unadulterated for the ladies Posted via email from Dean Whitbread<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-2346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2346","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}