{"id":232,"date":"2005-04-12T13:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T13:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/04\/funk-on-the-stump\/"},"modified":"2005-04-12T13:18:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-12T13:18:00","slug":"funk-on-the-stump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/04\/funk-on-the-stump\/","title":{"rendered":"Funk On The Stump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.poolekites.freeserve.co.uk\/reports\/petworth2002\/stump.jpg\" width=200 align=left>I have just received a call from John Greenshields, who is working for Emily Thornberry. He has invited me to go canvassing with them on Friday, 11-1pm, at a local housing estate. Then I will be able to interview Emily and assess her as a candidate for my vote. <\/p>\n<p>I am feeling a little bit nervous, since aside from being a parliamentary candidate, Emily is a criminal lawyer, and I am the secret and invisible available in all colours. Which colours, she will ask, and why are they not visible? Just to make sure they knew I wasn&#8217;t going to write a lot of misquotes, I told them that I hadn&#8217;t had my Vote Labour poster yet.<\/p>\n<p><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.islingtonconservatives.com\/isfca\/images\/melanie_mclean2.gif\" width=200 align=right>John was nice on the phone, cheerful and helpful, and I noticed how he described the other parties candidates respectfully, even referring to the Conservative candidate, Melanie McLean (right) as &#8220;lovely&#8221;. The Labour movement is full of volunteers and members, he said, whereas the Liberals just ran it like a business. Liberals are paying people to erect posters on sticks at the garden gates of their supporters. I thought they were quick off the mark.<\/p>\n<p><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.islingtongreens.org.uk\/IslingtonGreenParty-elections_files\/James.bmp\" align=left>James Humphreys (left) is the local Green Party candidate, and they launched <a HREF=\"http:\/\/manifesto.greenparty.org.uk\/\" target=_blank>their manifesto today.<\/a> Green is the only vote I ever cast that wasn&#8217;t Labour, so I am interested in this party particularly. Although they won&#8217;t get more than a handful of votes in a general election, I am happy that their politics are greening the other parties, who unfailingly retort that they have ALWAYS been Green. But then, they would say that, wouldn&#8217;t they? It will have a bearing on my vote whether or not the candidates are credible in this area.<\/p>\n<p>I have found a website, courtesy of <a HREF=\"http:\/\/alis-blg.blogspot.com\" target=_blank>Probably the Best Blog in the World<\/a>, which proclaims: <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.backingblair.co.uk\/\" target=_blank>Blair Out, Labour In: It IS Possible.<\/a> I strongly suspect the &#8220;protest vote&#8221; socialism it purports to be is in fact a divisive right-wing scam designed to leech the Labour vote &#8211; but if you are confused by British politics, or even pissed off at anything in particular at the moment, and have a computer with sound, check out <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.backingblair.co.uk\/debate\/\" target=_blank>this flash movie<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have just received a call from John Greenshields, who is working for Emily Thornberry. He has invited me to go canvassing with them on Friday, 11-1pm, at a local housing estate. Then I will be able to interview Emily and assess her as a candidate for my vote. I am feeling a little bit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}