{"id":2315,"date":"2010-06-09T17:58:42","date_gmt":"2010-06-09T17:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2010\/06\/bum-shaped-pear\/"},"modified":"2020-07-17T13:10:07","modified_gmt":"2020-07-17T13:10:07","slug":"bum-shaped-pear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2010\/06\/bum-shaped-pear\/","title":{"rendered":"Bum-shaped Pear"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/bum-shaped-pear-scaled.jpg\" border=\"0\" height=\"375\" width=\"500\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p> It was a pear with the most beautiful bottom I&#8217;d ever seen. <\/p>\n<p> If it were a woman, I&#8217;d have married it. <\/p>\n<p> As it was, I ate it, and it tasted as delicious as it looked. <\/p>\n<p>\n<\/p><p style=\"font-size: 10px;\">  <a href=\"http:\/\/posterous.com\">Posted via email<\/a>   from <a href=\"http:\/\/mostinteresting.posterous.com\/bum-shaped-pear\">Most Interesting<\/a>  <\/p>\n<p><\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a pear with the most beautiful bottom I&#8217;d ever seen. If it were a woman, I&#8217;d have married it. As it was, I ate it, and it tasted as delicious as it looked. Posted via email from Most Interesting<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":3417,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-2315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2315"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3419,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2315\/revisions\/3419"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}