{"id":215,"date":"2005-03-28T05:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-28T05:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/03\/bastardo\/"},"modified":"2005-03-28T05:04:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-28T05:04:00","slug":"bastardo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/03\/bastardo\/","title":{"rendered":"Bastardo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t say the beat is funky, but this is a funny song with a catchy chorus that had me bouncing around in my petticoat.<\/p>\n<p><b>Bastardo<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i><font COLOR=BROWN>Late one day, I led Spanish boy astray<\/p>\n<p>His name was Antonio<\/p>\n<p>Took him out, and of his charms I had no doubt<br \/>Stayed drinking Mohitos<br \/>Tender in the bedroom is all I can remember<br \/>And the way he looked when he moved so near<br \/>In my ear, he whispered and shed a tear<br \/>Oh my bambino<br \/>Tender in the bedroom is all I can remember<br \/>And the way he looked when he moved so near<\/p>\n<p>And in the morning when I woke there was no Antonio<br \/>Just some money that he\u2019d left for the memory of me<br \/>And oh my beautiful guitar, that\u2019s what really broke my heart<br \/>Had been stolen by the two-faced low lothario<\/p>\n<p>One night stand, lover you got out of hand<br \/>Oh yeah you went too far<br \/>Big mistake, falling for a first class fake<br \/>Who left me for my guitar<br \/>Tender in the bedroom is all I can remember<br \/>And the way he looked when he moved so near<br \/>Through my tears, I would have to find my dear<br \/>Guano Antonio<br \/>Tender in the bedroom is all I can remember<br \/>And the way he looked when he moved so near<\/p>\n<p>And in the morning when I woke there was no Antonio<br \/>Just some money that he\u2019d left for the memory of me<br \/>And oh my beautiful guitar, that\u2019s what really broke my heart<br \/>Had been stolen by the two-faced lothario<\/p>\n<p>Oh my beautiful guitar<br \/>On and on I go till I find you<br \/>My beautiful guitar<br \/>On and on I go till I find you<\/p>\n<p>Oh I know, oh I know, oh I know Antonio<br \/>Won\u2019t be back as I discovered on his track<br \/>He\u2019s gone back to Mexico, oh Antonio<\/p>\n<p>Oh my beautiful guitar<br \/>On and on I go till I find you<br \/>My beautiful guitar<br \/>On and on I go till I find you<\/p>\n<p>And in the morning when I woke there was no Antonio<br \/>Just some money that he\u2019d left for the memory of me<br \/>And oh my beautiful guitar, that\u2019s what really broke my heart<br \/>Had been stolen by the two-faced lothario<br \/>Yeah had been stolen by the two-faced lothario<br \/>Yeah had been stolen by the dirty two-faced lover bastardo<\/i><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font SIZE=1><a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.letssingit.com\/charlotte-hatherley-bastardo-f2t6bjs.html\" target=_blank>Charlotte Hatherley<\/a><\/font><\/p>\n<p>Now I am off to bounce around the South Downs in my walking boots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t say the beat is funky, but this is a funny song with a catchy chorus that had me bouncing around in my petticoat. Bastardo Late one day, I led Spanish boy astray His name was Antonio Took him out, and of his charms I had no doubtStayed drinking MohitosTender in the bedroom is all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}