{"id":172,"date":"2005-02-09T08:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-09T08:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/02\/things-are-looking-up\/"},"modified":"2005-02-09T08:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-09T08:36:00","slug":"things-are-looking-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/02\/things-are-looking-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Things Are Looking Up"},"content":{"rendered":"

What can I say? Things are indeed looking towards heaven. I’ve seen them, things, in the street, their upturned faces scanning the clouds above for signs. Signs of improvement, hope, rain. Signs of the umbrella they lost in the gale. Signs of the kite they lost when the string snapped. Signs of a payrise, signs that death is not the end. Signs saying, “What Are You Looking Up For?”<\/font><\/p>\n

“HB”<\/i> as I have previously mentioned is the short-form monicker for The Horniest Bass Player in Christendom<\/b> and this being the last leg of my Valentine Resistance Movement<\/a> Month, I have made it my mission to assist him in his lovelorn quest to restore his love life.<\/p>\n

I said I would be asking for your help, and so I am. Help. “HB”<\/i> and I would really appreciate it. Thanks in advance. Scroll down and give us your advice.<\/p>\n

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How Should “HB” Present Himself Via Internet Dating To Get His Perfect Valentine’s Day Date?<\/b><\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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<\/td>\nTotal honesty, with nothing hidden<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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<\/td>\nHonest, with some potential put-offs removed<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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<\/td>\nMostly honest, with some creative enhancements<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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<\/td>\nSome honesty (e.g. male, single), with a liberal sprinkle of glam<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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<\/td>\nMinimum honesty, mostly a torrid tissue of fabrications designed to big the guy up<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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<\/td>\nPretend to be a member of the Norwegian Royal Family<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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<\/td>\nPretend to be a magical sexylovebeast from another dimension<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Free polls from Pollhost.com<\/font><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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We are pledged to obey.<\/p>\n

UPDATE: HB<\/i> is fascinated by the poll and in a fever of anticipation. For those of you that don’t get Patois, “gwaan” translates as “go on” – i.e. VOTE. “Seen” is, erm.. seen,<\/a> i.e. have a look at the results without voting. If you leave a comment, please also vote.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What can I say? Things are indeed looking towards heaven. I’ve seen them, things, in the street, their upturned faces scanning the clouds above for signs. Signs of improvement, hope, rain. Signs of the umbrella they lost in the gale. Signs of the kite they lost when the string snapped. Signs of a payrise, signs […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}