{"id":166,"date":"2005-02-02T09:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T09:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/02\/im-your-venus\/"},"modified":"2005-02-02T09:37:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-02T09:37:00","slug":"im-your-venus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/02\/im-your-venus\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Your Venus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/csep10.phys.utk.edu\/astr161\/lect\/venus\/venus.html\" target=_blank><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/funk.co.uk\/blogpix\/bluvenus-small.gif\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><font SIZE=5 COLOR=BLACK>In Astrology, Venus is the planet of love and attraction.<\/font> But if you casually misspell that, Venus is the PLANT of love. And isn&#8217;t that more manageable? It&#8217;s like I said to my friend who fell in love and had the running-away-in-a-desert-without-feet dream (scroll down) &#8211; when she said, we are going away to stay in a cottage in the middle of nowhere for a week. I said, be careful that the Ts are crossed. If you don&#8217;t cross the Ts, then you&#8217;ll be staying in a collage, which is not pleasant or advisable in early February. Too cold and drafty.<\/p>\n<p>Remember that song by <font COLOR=BLUE>Shocking Blue <i>(Rob van Leeuwen)<\/i><\/font> from 1969 &#8211; called <b>Venus<\/b> &#8211; ? One of the most <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.amiright.com\/misheard\/artist\/shockingblue.shtml\" target=_blank>mis-heard lyrics ever.<\/a> I particularly like: <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/funk.co.uk\/blogpix\/marsbar.jpg\" align=\"right\" \/><br \/>\n<\/p>\n<table WIDTH=200>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<br \/><i>Misheard Lyrics:<\/i><br \/>\n<br \/>I&#8217;ve got myself a muffing job<br \/>\n<br \/><i>Correct Lyrics:<\/i><br \/>\n<br \/>The goddess on the mountain top<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>The idea of finding employment as a vaginal attendant has me reaching for my gold vellure cloak and Barbarella boots.<\/p>\n<p>Mars meanwhile has been found to be made of chocolate. If you find it, let me know, would you?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Astrology, Venus is the planet of love and attraction. But if you casually misspell that, Venus is the PLANT of love. And isn&#8217;t that more manageable? It&#8217;s like I said to my friend who fell in love and had the running-away-in-a-desert-without-feet dream (scroll down) &#8211; when she said, we are going away to stay [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}