{"id":158,"date":"2005-01-27T15:29:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-27T15:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/01\/breaking-news\/"},"modified":"2005-01-27T15:29:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-27T15:29:00","slug":"breaking-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2005\/01\/breaking-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/funk.co.uk\/blogpix\/broken-heart.jpg\" ><\/center><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/funk.co.uk\/blogpix\/sixtysixquotes.jpg\" border=\"0\" align=\"left\"\/><font SIZE=3 COLOR=BROWN>he has opened boxes. not the wrapped big boxes, but the smaller unwrapped ones. and he opened every one, like on a conveyer belt, and i sat at the other end, and watched. what were my boxes now belong to him.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font SIZE=4 COLOR=BROWN>im fucking frightened. he&#8217;s a monster. he is chasing me and ____ across a hot desert. and alll i have to do is run, but my foot is severed at the ankle. im in fucking agony, near to blacking out. i gotta run, like this, on hot sand.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font SIZE=6 COLOR=BLACK>he and i get married in st paul&#8217;s cathedral. he and i, we are getting married.its a big jamboree, music and dancing, a big party. and im so <\/font><font SIZE=7 COLOR=RED><b><i>fucking happy.<\/b><\/i><\/font><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/funk.co.uk\/blogpix\/ninetyninequotes.jpg\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" \/><\/p>\n<p><i>Anon<\/i> Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 13:43:08 +0000<\/p>\n<p><font SIZE=1>Currently Observing: Love&#8217;s Most Ouch<br \/>\n<br \/>Currently Submitting: Tax Return<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he has opened boxes. not the wrapped big boxes, but the smaller unwrapped ones. and he opened every one, like on a conveyer belt, and i sat at the other end, and watched. what were my boxes now belong to him. im fucking frightened. he&#8217;s a monster. he is chasing me and ____ across a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}