{"id":1439,"date":"2009-02-19T13:02:29","date_gmt":"2009-02-19T13:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/?p=1439"},"modified":"2009-02-19T13:02:29","modified_gmt":"2009-02-19T13:02:29","slug":"25-even-more-random-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2009\/02\/25-even-more-random-things\/","title":{"rendered":"25 Even More Random Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After removing the original list, I came up with this, which I think is a lot better.<\/p>\n<p>1. My body is made of porcelain<br \/>\n2. My legs are two inches long<br \/>\n3. There are small lines appearing on my fingers<br \/>\n4. I&#8217;m worried that I may be cracking up<br \/>\n5. If I fall over, I might smash<br \/>\n6. I do have a supply of glue<br \/>\n7. But who will pick up the pieces?<br \/>\n8. My real name is Mr Wedgwood<br \/>\n9. I live in a cupboard<br \/>\n10. A lot of people can&#8217;t spell cupboard<br \/>\n11. I&#8217;d like to hang out but what happens if the hook is loose?<br \/>\n12. Rubber floors are always a good option<br \/>\n13. I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;m not plastic<br \/>\n14. I can take the heat and I like the kitchen<br \/>\n15. My mother is a teapot<br \/>\n16. My father is a Tibetan nose flute<br \/>\n17. I invented Star Trek<br \/>\n18. I can run for a week without food<br \/>\n19. There are too many pale imitations<br \/>\n20. Once I was in a lift with some other people. They didn&#8217;t know who I was.<br \/>\n21. We think, don&#8217;t we, that Destiny is a sure bet for the 11.30 at Redcar<br \/>\n22. Mention West Ham and I think of bacon<br \/>\n23. There are only two left in the entire world<br \/>\n24. Would that were true.<br \/>\n25. Wood, that were true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After removing the original list, I came up with this, which I think is a lot better. 1. My body is made of porcelain 2. My legs are two inches long 3. There are small lines appearing on my fingers 4. I&#8217;m worried that I may be cracking up 5. If I fall over, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[276],"tags":[321,49,323,322,324],"class_list":["post-1439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flip-side","tag-25-things","tag-facebook","tag-lies","tag-nonsense","tag-truth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1440,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions\/1440"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}