{"id":130,"date":"2004-12-29T22:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-29T22:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2004\/12\/middle-eastern-man\/"},"modified":"2004-12-29T22:47:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-29T22:47:00","slug":"middle-eastern-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2004\/12\/middle-eastern-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Middle-Eastern Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A working week for me, so far. I&#8217;ve spent 3 days in the studio writing and recording and it&#8217;s been a lot of fun. I still have my tax return to complete and submit, and I have some guests staying with me, my gorgeous Palestinian girlfriend, and her Mum.<\/p>\n<p>This situation was enabled by a fabulous transaction, which went as follows: <\/p>\n<p>No, your Mum is definitely not staying because I am working all week, and I need to get the spare room together, and I have my tax return to submit. So, much as I would like to, I cannot put her up. <\/p>\n<p>Then, mindful of how stressful parent\/child relationships can be, I said, I&#8217;ll be as flexible as I can be. But she can&#8217;t stay, for reasons aforesaid.<\/p>\n<p>Then it was, maybe I can get my room together for a night, if that would be helpful. After all, I like my girlfriend&#8217;s Mum, I really don&#8217;t have any worries about being around her, or her staying in my place; and my girlfriend stays here 70% of the time. So I guess I consider that it felt quite natural. It was just a question of time and my lack of it.<\/p>\n<p>Then it was, OK your Mum can stay, since it helps you that much. I will get the room ready in two days.<\/p>\n<p>The following day, she has arrived. She&#8217;s staying for 2 nights. I got the room ready really quickly. Tonight we&#8217;ve been watching a TV program about nudism. We are all relaxed. <\/p>\n<p>I realised yesterday, I have turned into a middle-eastern man, saying, No, No, Definitely No, Sorry, Maybe, OK, One Night Only, Two Nights No Problem.<\/p>\n<p>What a bargain !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A working week for me, so far. I&#8217;ve spent 3 days in the studio writing and recording and it&#8217;s been a lot of fun. I still have my tax return to complete and submit, and I have some guests staying with me, my gorgeous Palestinian girlfriend, and her Mum. This situation was enabled by a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}