{"id":126,"date":"2004-12-26T10:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-26T10:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2004\/12\/boxing-day\/"},"modified":"2004-12-26T10:49:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-26T10:49:00","slug":"boxing-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2004\/12\/boxing-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Boxing Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.karatedepot.com\/catalog\/images\/items\/large\/bx-gl-25.jpg\" width=200><br \/><center><font SIZE=1>Boxing gloves. Red, aren&#8217;t they ?<\/center><\/font><\/td>\n<td>It&#8217;s Boxing Day. I awoke, got out of my bed, put on my boxer shorts, my boxing gloves, and took my Boxer Dog for a nice long walk.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to do up my Reebox with the gloves on but that didn&#8217;t work, so my long laces were left trailing. The dog ran away and I couldn&#8217;t run fast enough to get it back. Now it&#8217;s somewhere making some street <a HREF=\"http:\/www.blogshit.co.uk\">filthy<\/a>.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen Donnie Darko, I know what it&#8217;s all about. I was in the time between times and wondering about my Ensurement Trap.<\/p>\n<p>Remember: these are Christian boxing gloves, which means you can batter the hell out of anyone you like and still be saved. I certainly intend to do just that, once I have figured how to get out of this box. Fido !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boxing gloves. Red, aren&#8217;t they ? It&#8217;s Boxing Day. I awoke, got out of my bed, put on my boxer shorts, my boxing gloves, and took my Boxer Dog for a nice long walk. I tried to do up my Reebox with the gloves on but that didn&#8217;t work, so my long laces were left [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":126,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[780],"class_list":["post-126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funky-original","tag-funky-original"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/126"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}