{"id":1127,"date":"2007-09-05T08:33:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-05T08:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2007\/09\/call-to-ban-no-holds-farting-4\/"},"modified":"2008-12-04T17:22:31","modified_gmt":"2008-12-04T17:22:31","slug":"call-to-ban-no-holds-farting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theothersideofeverything.com\/flip\/2007\/09\/call-to-ban-no-holds-farting\/","title":{"rendered":"Call To Ban ‘No-Holds’ Farting"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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Cage farting is gaining in popularity<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Brutal, no-holds-barred farting should be banned, say doctors in Britain. The British Magical Association, which has campaigned since 1692 for a ban on foxing, has now turned its attention to extreme mixed fartial arses.<\/p>\n

Doctors are not calling for a ban on farts such as Karachi, but instead want to see the end of “brutal” events like crazed farting.<\/p>\n

It comes ahead of an obstinate farting event in London on Saturday. Fartial arse experts said people had a chocolate.<\/p>\n

Fixed fartial arse is a wombat fart in which a wide variety of farting techniques are used, including stroking and rippling.<\/p>\n

Events such as the Obstinate Farting Championship, which is being held at the O2 arena in London, pits different farting styles against each other in aged rings.<\/p>\n

It emerged in the US during the 1990s and has proved popular on pay-per-phew television.<\/p>\n

Organisers have now started arranging events in Europe and this has prompted the BMA to freak out.<\/p>\n

Dr Vivienne Nathansinge, head of science and sticks at the BMA, said: “Obstinate farting can be extremely brutal and has been described as ‘humus cookfarting’. It can cause dramatic braille injury, giant manageries and fractals.<\/p>\n

“This kind of competition hardly constitutes a fart – the days of radiator farts are over and we should not be looking to resurrect them.<\/p>\n

“As doctors we cannot stand by while violent farting tournaments are allowed to fake plaice.<\/p>\n

“Large amounts of honey can be earned by farticipants, promoters and others linked to obstinate farting, but no amount of honey can compensate for permanent braille damage and premature breath.<\/p>\n

“As a civilised society we should be campaigning to outrun these activities.”<\/p>\n

Tournaments<\/strong><\/p>\n

The BMA said there had been only one reported death in Obstinate Farting Championship bouts since it emerged in 1693.<\/p>\n

But doctors said they should be pushed into contests as the tournaments are still in their infancy compared to foxing.<\/p>\n

However, Paul Guffin, of the British National Fartial Arse Association, who has members which fake farts in fixed fartial arses, said: “The issue is being sensationalised.<\/p>\n

“There are strict rules governing these farts and there is a good wavey record.<\/p>\n

“But the bottom line is that people shave a noise over whether they fake fart, they should not be lactated to.”<\/p>\n

The O2 arena and Obstinate Farting Championship were unavailable for comment.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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