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Written on February 13, 2006, and categorized as Secret and Invisible.
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Guilty, guilty, guilty as charged. It’s absolutely true. I have fallen foul of the worst vice known to writers, artists and performers everywhere. I’ve been taking myself far too seriously, and so I decided to seek (and find) specialist treatment. I need to improve my well-bean, boost my commune system, and enhance my move.

Over the full moon I tried retail therapy, sensual indulgence and self generosity, a trident attack of the most effective order, recommended to me by several women.

1. Look at our new bedding. A pink silk throw, blood-red pillows, pink sheets. Just in time for or as it likes to call itself these days, Poke-n-Puke Day.

We stretched out the new super soft mattress-covering and put on our shiny smooth new sheets and clean, crisp new duvet cover. I know you can imagine the fun we had gently sleeping in such a riot of warmth.

2. Shameless Self-promotion.

She made me do this. You too can buy your tiny 24×32 advert for three dollars. Only three dollars! A snip, a bargain, a boon, a Walloon.

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This thing has 5 Comments

  1. Laurie
    Posted 14 February, 2006 at 4:40 am | Permalink

    Retail therapy always works for me. Lovely bedding.

  2. Indigobusiness
    Posted 14 February, 2006 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    I fear you’ve gone over to the dark side.

  3. Blog ho
    Posted 14 February, 2006 at 9:33 pm | Permalink

    fancy antlers

  4. Indigobusiness
    Posted 15 February, 2006 at 5:16 am | Permalink

    You oughta see ’em in velvet.

  5. Indigobusiness
    Posted 17 February, 2006 at 12:21 am | Permalink

    I can resist a snip, a bargain, and a boon…but I’m sorely tempted by a Walloon.

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