Peter Blake, Labour Voting English Artist, Is New Pope.
“I knew I’d done the Sgt Peppers sleeve, but I didn’t know I was a Roman Catholic Cardinal. Then there was a puff of white smoke, and I found myself here at the Vatican. It’s a miracle.” he said earlier today.
Peter will remain in Rome with his family while he decides what to do. “I’ve had my eye on the Sistine Chapel for a while,” he said. “I may move here. I might move the Church to England. It’s just too early to say.” – Blaggernews.
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