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He tried to shag my ex-gf in Finsbury Park.
Jon Cainer: No Brainer. The only real hippy astrologer in Britain.
Hello Jonathan,
According to Indian tradition we are all now living through the “Kaliyuga”; the darkest era in history, symbolised by Kali, goddess of destruction and transformation. The Kaliyuga (or age of Kali) is supposed to last several thousand years after which a Satyuga (or wise, enlightened era) will begin. Experts disagree though, about when we should expect this. I was amazed to hear about those three recent pentagrams in the sky. The pentagram is the traditional symbol of Kali! Might this be a sign that her age is about to end?
Regards, AdrianDear Adrian…
That’s what I suspect.
Such pearls of wishdom drop from his lips that I think the man may be an oyster. But still, I like the bald Saggitarian Cainer, and I cannot but admire his eternal indefatigable optimism, and I approve of his persistant popularising of the more esoteric strands of Global Kulture.
Does that make me an unpatriotic socialist wanker hippy ?
Or commie cosmic five-knuckle shuffler ? Or what ??
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For fux sake don’t use the “h” word! Mike, who calls himself “editor” hates hippies! One is too many. Cheers for your support, and the advice about the forum.
May we all be funky and our manhoods be constantly smelling of rotten fish.
No, Dave, I only hate you. However, despite being a sub-literate scuzzy little middle-class hippy with a bad smell, you do uncover some rather good blogs and other web flotsam.
So my best regards to Deek, then. It seems we’re quite local to each other anyway.
“and our manhoods be constantly smelling of rotten fish”
What a really beautiful and inspiring thought to deface someone’s blog with.