What a great idea to get Coca Cola to go bust. I’ve already been involved in undermining the mighty “soft” drinks corporation. They are currently holding the license for Malvern Water and they are seeking to drain the Malvern Hills (in the same way they have drained Indian agricultural land) and threaten the local wet woodlands.
Aliens have been warning us against this for some time and recently have taken to extreme measures to alert people to our peril. What they need to do of course is skywrite “Coke Isn’t It” across the Malvern skies. This would probably do the trick…
